Truly spectacularific..., How can words even begin to describe the beauty and genius held within these pages? Fabio's grasp of the English language is like the delicate, yet strong and firm grasp a flower petal has on a drop of dew. His ideas and feelings are truly that of a god among men. While reading this book, one gets the idea that Fabio could conquer the world with one fell swoop of his well-muscled and excessively-oiled arms.
The plot of the book is true poetry. Fabio proves that he can create incredibly unique and innovative storylines by unexpectedly writing of a heroine pining away for a strapping, dangerous hunk. Never before has any such novel been written. Their love is forbidden, even bordering on incestuous and illegal. Yet the red-hot intensity of the chemistry between them burns hotter than a fire fueled by incredibly flammable items. When the two finally unite in love's golden splendor, the fire erupts into a burning, scorching inferno- not unlike a volcano.
If ever a more innovative, unique and intelligent book than Pirate could be written, it would certainly be a sign of the apocalypse. Read this book. Savor this book. Lick the cover of this book. Feel the vibe of Fabio with every tender word. You will fall prey to his manliness...it's only a matter of time.
Recommended reading for: those with severe delusional episodes, which include dating and/or someday marrying Fabio.
5 comments:
That is SO funny! Just a random customer wrote this? Or was it you? Whoever it was did a good job!
I love the "lick the cover" part!! I can just picture, well...., never mind. That is hilarious!!
Nice chuckle. Thanks Whit! See you soon. Love Aunt Dee
Ok that deserves a comment smack dab in the middle of my work day! Too hilarious! You win the prize today kiddo! Love you, see you tomorrow, call me with the time. Love, Mom
Wit,
I've read this book. Everything in this review is true.
Go Fabi!
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