These are pretty great. Good humor moments with all. Enjoy!
When Richie McCaw does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When Richie McCaw goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Richie McCawed.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richie McCaw.
Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.
Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Richie McCaw can pee his name into concrete.
Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Richie McCaw.
Richie McCaw can speak Braille.
R ichie McCaw's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.
Richie McCaw owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Richie McCaw divides by zero.
When Richie McCaw exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Richie McCaw doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now! ".
Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play snooker every second Wednesday of the month.
Richie McCaw can kill two stones with one bird.
The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
1 comment:
IF you are waiting for Richie....well that is okay...I am still waiting for Pierce Brosnan (just kidding) it is okay to have a lifelong crush on someone who is completely beyond approach, girls need their dreams hmmmm? In the meantime someone really worthwhile will come along and as you say sweep you off your feet! You deserve someone special with a great sense of humor!
Love you, Mom
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